Lou Dickman Weekly

Lou and the Commish are getting new jobs ... as fake fans at empty stadiums! As long as you put a mask on Lou's eyes, he'll sleep right through it. We welcome special guests the Cowboy and Mike "F*ckin'" Hanson. As Lou would say about picking up a paycheck for sleeping, "OUTSTANDING!"

Lou throws out some hints that a certain radio station in a certain town are fans of Lou Dickman Weekly. We shall see as Lou continues his quest to power rank every aspect of human existence. The Cowboy is a guest on this episode, as Lou would say about fans of LDW, "OUTSTANDING!"

Lou is in a festive mood as he rings in a birthday for the Commish. It turns out its a milestone birthday, which Lou points out several times during the 'cast. Lou also talks his fake Mitch trade rumors and deals out a serious burn. As Lou would say about getting some salve, "OUTSTANDING!" <30><30>

Lou and the Commish welcome their Special Guests F**king Mike Hanson and the Cowboy, as they talk Jay Cutler's Mother's Day message, Kyle Long's tweets and Lou's Top Ten Sweet Cereal rankings (spoiler alert, Lou has to read). It's all in Ep 338, as Lou would say about world peace, "OUTSTANDING!"

Lou and the Commish un-spontaneously work off the Commish's "script" as they talk Jay Cutler divorce, Cole Smet and the Continuing Adventures of Ex-Bear SuperStud Kyle Long. As Lou would say about going off script, "OUTSTANDING!" Cavalleri!

Lou has a special guest on this podcast ... who is it? You gotta tune in to find out. Lou and the Commish are both inside doing Chicago BEAR NEWS, including an analysis of the 2020 draft as only they can figure out to do. PLUS ... Lou ponders his fashion choices. As Lou would say about good shorts hygiene, "OUTSTANDING!" Yay, Dee-Dee!

Happy Time of Renewal, like Easter, Passover and or any other meditative force you're using to keep staying inside. Lou and the Commish take a break and go over everything Bear – including where Da B's rank in uniform fashion – contemplate another Lou Dickman AND Lou's tips for being "on your own." Also a shout-out to DALE SPOOK VIDEO on the occasion of his recent b-day! It's an action-packed episode that has Lou opining, "OUTSTANDING!"

As the shut-in continues, Lou and the Commish survive by a perspective of Bears News and pies. Definitely one of the funniest incidents in long ago 2019 was Tarik Cohen's live Instagram feed from Da Bears locker room. Unbeknownst to Cohen's revelry was the background form of Kyle Long, with his manhood exposed. Thus was born the TV Movie "Kyle's Schlong." Oh, how he lived. As Lou would say about a true story of love, "OUTSTANDING!"

Lou and the Commish are back to DA BEARS. The familiar song opens this special COVID-19 Podcast, with L and the C standing the requisite six feet away (more footage if Lou hasn't showered). Talkin' Nick Foles, Tarik Cohen and five things Matt Nagy did wrong, plus Lou gives his personal shut-in update. As Lou would say about drinking bleach, "OUTSTANDING"! Go Bears!

It's ovah for 2020, but The Official Bar of the XFL (THE SOVEREIGN) has one more XFL show before it's mothballed for a year. The Open Mic of the Week features Lou's favorite New York Guardian, QB Matt McGroin. And finally, as Lou would say about the BattleHawkes, "OUTSTANDING!"